As every fan of watching things on screens is aware, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) has struck, or perhaps stricken, against the Alliance of Motion Picture, Television, and Made-For-Television Motion Picture Producers (AMPTMFTMPP).

As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:

(To tell the world what you're not writing during the strike, click here.)

Thursday, January 3, 2008

"Bill Times Six"

The story of a man named William who uses only paper money, writes drafts of laws, used to play pro football in Buffalo, charges for goods and services, and has a mouth like a duck.

1 comment:

DH said...

Does he have any sort of protrusion on the front of his cap?