As every fan of watching things on screens is aware, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) has struck, or perhaps stricken, against the Alliance of Motion Picture, Television, and Made-For-Television Motion Picture Producers (AMPTMFTMPP).

As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:


(To tell the world what you're not writing during the strike, click here.)

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

"Operating Your Philips Norelco 9160XL SmartTouch-XL Electric Shaver"


Manual.

(Our apologies for the clerical error -- this is what we *are* writing.)

1 comment:

Pat Hawks said...

HA! Can't wait to read it.
I hope it has a Sci-Fi angle, like Logged In