As every fan of watching things on screens is aware, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) has struck, or perhaps stricken, against the Alliance of Motion Picture, Television, and Made-For-Television Motion Picture Producers (AMPTMFTMPP).

As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:


(To tell the world what you're not writing during the strike, click here.)

Monday, January 28, 2008

"Set It And Regret It"


Horror film about a cursed slow-cooker crock pot. Whenever someone makes stew in it, they die 10-12 hours later.
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3 comments:

daveB from Oakland said...
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February 7, 2008 at 10:50 AM
daveB from Oakland said...

The only way you can reverse the curse of the crockpot is if you're STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

February 7, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Mrs. Miller said...

Hmmmmm. Now I finally understand what Gabe thinks of my slow cooked suppers. Inspiration starts at home. Right, Darling?

February 7, 2008 at 10:06 PM

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