As every fan of watching things on screens is aware, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) has struck, or perhaps stricken, against the Alliance of Motion Picture, Television, and Made-For-Television Motion Picture Producers (AMPTMFTMPP).

As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:


(To tell the world what you're not writing during the strike, click here.)

Friday, November 16, 2007

"The Canoodling"

In this horror film, zombies would've risen from the grave to "smooch 'n' cuddle" with the residents of a small New England town.

1 comment:

martyfixit said...

Great to see one of my favorite vintage words back on the screen, even if it's my own little flat-panel G4, and been Kingified into a noun. Looking forward to the follow-up, "Kit Caboodles NY" in which the zombies attempt to sell the Big Apple to a group of Swiss terrorists.