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by Jonathan Green & Gabe Miller
As every fan of watching things on screens is aware, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) has struck, or perhaps stricken, against the Alliance of Motion Picture, Television, and Made-For-Television Motion Picture Producers (AMPTMFTMPP).
As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:
As WGA members, we vow not to commit any of our brilliant ideas to the page until the studios capitulate to our demands. We refuse to draw upon our vast creative resources, which include one shared copy of Final Draft software and a vocabulary chock full of words like "capitulate," "chock full," and "lest." Lest America forget what it's missing out on, here’s WHAT WE’RE NOT WRITING today:
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- "Wait, What'd I Miss?"
- "OMG, JFK, WTF?"
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- “I’m Not There Either”
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- “It’s Thanksgiving, Cantankerous Old Lady From The...
- "Small Plates, Big Problems"
- "Around The World"
- "Logged In!"
- "The Canoodling"
- "A Cup Of Tea At Me Mate's Flat"
- "Seven Help Me"
- "Wet/Dry"
- "Every Which Way Including Loose"
- "Venti Nonfat Pumpkin Spice Latte"
- "Fly Off The Wall"
- "Spit It Out, Carl!"
- "Captain Perv"
- "Manephant"
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1 comment:
... and also he can ogle all those "private" MySpace pages.
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